2 On 1 #23

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
RUNTIME: 160 Mins.
STUDIO: Diabolic
DIRECTOR: Ricky D.
THEMES: Three ways
CONDOMS: None
STARS: Sandra Romain, Jenaveve Jolie, Nadia Styles, Nyomi Zen, Victoria Sweet, Hillary Scott, Harmony, Kendra Allen, Kelly Wells

FEMALE LOOKS: A-
MALE LOOKS: D
PICTURE QUALITY: B+
EXTRAS: C
PLOT/ACTING: N/A
SEX: C-

REVIEW-

It seems like almost everything Diabolic does these days is directed by Chico Wang. We can’t overlook Ricky D though. He’s done some really good stuff of late and is taking on one of Diabolic’s more challenging lines. The2 On 1 stuff offers us a chance to see some girls double teamed and some lucky guys with two chicks at once. I like the variety a whole lot. So many movies these days are all about doing the same thing in every scene. Ricky D, no relation to Robby D, has some very naughty girls to double up on, or be doubled up by, hard cock. We all know that Sandra Romain can take anything any two guys in porn can dish out. Hillary Scott is one of the top cuties in all of porn and she’s a wonderfully nasty slut as well. Nyomi Zen and Jenaveve Jolie are really moving up the list with great scenes of late. With a great cast, Ricky only has to fight against the current Diabolic style in order to give us a great stroke flick. Hopefully he will add enough of his own style to make it more than just another side-show flick with gagging, boy chatter and all those things that ruin good porn.

Sandra Romain is the first girl to enter the three-way zone. She’s got one guy behind her and Tony T grabbing her head. Without a word the guy in back fucks her ass and Tony does what Tony does. I know that she’s a total cock hound, but the abrupt start without any lead in isn’t my favorite way to get things started. If you happen to like DP you’re going to be thrilled that they move almost immediately to the double stuffing. Sandra has no problem taking two at once and no matter how hard they pound we know she could take a whole lot more. It gets a little brutal because that’s what the fans want to see I guess. Tony does his usual thing and kind of takes away from the fact that Sandra is really sexy. He slaps her in the face and talks a lot of shit. I don’t know why directors don’t put a stop to his antics. Once again he brings the scene down and hurts the overall appeal (And rating) of the movie. This is a competent and dirty scene that is hurt by pace and the male ‘talent.’

Harmony and Kendra Allen turn the numbers around for a little dick sharing adventure. They start by spitting on each other and don’t show any more subtly than the guys did. In comes a guy and the quagging can be heard for miles. That shit knocks the rating down even faster than certain male performers. Sorry ladies I don’t care how hot you are. This is just silly, wood killing bullshit. (Can we banish to alt-porn where all things anti-sex belong?) It doesn’t stop until the girls start fucking so the first few minutes of this scene are wasted. Both girls are pretty nice looking so there is some very hot sexual action when he is fucking their pussies instead of their mouths. At least the girls seem like they are having fun with each other and sharing the dick. He feeds them a nice load and then the pretty girls swap and share the jizz. This one is good once we get past the lame oral stuff.

Hillary Scott is very hot an it’s just sad that her scene is ruined by both the T-Factor and the Quag-Factor. As much I like Hillary, she can’t help the fact that she’s fighting a losing battle. I know she says she always makes those noises when sucking dick, but I’ve seen her do scenes without it. I don’t think I’ve seen Tony do a scene where he wasn’t running his chatter full time and slapping a chick silly. I’m sure some of them enjoy it, but clearly he’s doing it to “keep his edge.” (Isn’t that what the pills are for?) Hillary smiles as they double stuff her and if you can turn down the sound you might find it pretty hot. (Unless of course you like jerking off to the sound of another guy’s voice.) Frankly I prefer hot blonde girls getting fucked to sneering guys smacking chicks around. That’s just me. When one in each hole isn’t enough, she takes two up her ass at once. Hillary doesn’t seem to mind at all, but I still don’t see the appeal of watching two guys rubs their dicks against each other. There aren’t many pretty girls in porn who are better at ugly sex. That’s a skill Hillary has down and this scene is a perfect example of it. She takes two loads in the mouth, but by now I feel like I’ve seen it all before.

Nyomi Zen and Victoria Sweet make for a great looking duo. This time around the tease consists of gentle spanking, tit licking and kissing. In comes the penis and the girls get right down to sucking. Nyomi sucks both balls into her mouth while her friend downs the dick. There is very little gagging this time around so we can actually enjoy the oral sex for a change. Both girls know how to suck and should probably teach the other chicks in this movie how to do it. The sex is good as well, but there is plenty of choking and the guy steps on Victoria’s head. Nyomi lies on top of her friend and takes her turn on the business end of the cock. There is some good stuff in the mix here, but that just makes the slapping and stepping look even worse. It’s a lot better than the other scenes, but there is still a lot of room for improvement. I like the piledriver and the cum swapping, but this kind of sex bores me almost as much lame feature sex.

Kelly Wells is a very horny girl and she is going to get nailed by two cocks at once. They start out with a stomach churning round of quagging. If you like this sort of stuff then wank yourself silly. I’m just counting the days until they kill this stupid phase. Once the cocks are out of her mouth she talks dirty like a champ and gets ram full of hard meat. It’s well shot hard fucking, but is mostly dispassionate and a bit stale. Kelly can take DP so easily that it sort of feels like a side show. You can almost hear someone calling out. “Step right up folks. Look at her ass gape, stare at her destroyed rectum, why you can almost see the last few ounces of self esteem draining from her as you watch.” She eats the cum like the nasty performer she is, but there is just no joy in this scene.

Jenaveve Jolie an Nadia Styles are cute and they actually introduce themselves before the debauchery begins. These two babes are great looking and breathlessly anticipating the cock. With Jenaveve holding his balls, Nadia does something almost unheard of these days. She takes his dick to the root without making stupid noises with her throat. Wow, an actual blowjob. I’m shocked. Jenaveve looks right into the camera as she makes his meat disappear into her mouth. The guy can’t make it in Nadia’s pussy for too long, shooting his load all over her thigh before they are finished. Staying hard, the guy manages to slide into Jenaveve looks really good and has a blast in doggy. This is easily the best scene in the movie and you have to love the way he stacks the girls on top of each other for some ultimate fantasy fucking. Jen takes a long ride in cowgirl an really shows off her great ass as she pumps his prick. When he manages a second load, the girls swap it nicely. If the whole movie was like this scene, it would have been an A.

The first thing I want to say about this movie is that if the whole was like the final scene, it would be an A and a nearly-perfect jerk off scene. Of course the finale is exception instead of the rule and that’s too bad. All of the other scenes fit in with the frat-boy/side-show style that is requisite at Diabolic right now. That means a whole lot of fake gag sounds in place of blowjobs. It also means a whole lot of male talent who think that they are the main attraction. That’s the way a lot of movies are being shot and I have to wonder who is making these decisions. Have we really become so jaded that good, hard sex with pretty girls just isn’t enough? If you like choking, slapping and if enjoying the sound of non-stop male banter gets you up then you’ll want to flip everything I’ve said. If you’re in that camp, then you won’t want to miss Hillary’s scene. She is so hot that I can’t believe how few of her scenes I enjoy. Hopefully she will figure out that she doesn’t have to do this shit to be popular. When you compare that action to what we get in the finale you can see the difference between old and new school porn thought. It isn’t that Jenaveve is any hotter than Hillary or that the sex is shot from different angles or is better lit. It’s just that in one scene, the guys take over, growl and preen while the girl makes fake noises instead of sucking dick. Sometimes, good sex with hot chicks really is enough. No, fuck that. Good sex with hot chicks is ALWAYS enough.   Collapse.

The first thing I want to say about this movie is that if the whole was like the final scene, it would be an A and a nearly-perfect jerk off scene. Of course the finale is exception instead of the rule and that’s too bad... Read the Full Review!